I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I'm really busy with my period
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