see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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