At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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