:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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