quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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