: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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