That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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