Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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