He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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