windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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