Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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