Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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