WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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