Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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