no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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