I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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