Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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