Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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