Me too!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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