Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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