When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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