you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with