We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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