who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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