It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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