my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am