My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.