i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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