hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
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if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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