Dual....:-)
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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