But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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