Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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