But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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