I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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