physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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