No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
we're so committed to being not committed
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