i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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