its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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