you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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