I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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