porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.