idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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