Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
