so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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