I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
wanna go halves on a baby?
my phone needs a breathalizer
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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