What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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