we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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