youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
