So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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