No awkward lesbian experiences without me
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I don't think brook has ever known best
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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