Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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