So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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