Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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