You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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