That's intense
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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