Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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