I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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